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01:56 Mon 19 Mar 07 |
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I was down the boozer last night with the missus and a couple of rigwashing mincers were telling me how ROVers were a bunch of poofs with f*** all to do.
1. She was despached to the bar for a lager and a fruit based drink for the lady.
2. Mincer 1 miraculously manages to smash his teeth on the bar footrest.
3. Mincer 2 tries to exit bar before closing time by opening the fire exit with his face. |
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LongDong
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Joined: Mar 13, 2007
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19:05 Mon 19 Mar 07 |
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Jockeneze in Aberdeen again  |
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lostboy
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09:24 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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With such a demand for ROV crew these days I see the quality is rapidly declining.
You should get into the diving industry mate, that's where the neanderthals hang out.... Appologies to all neanderthals in the diving game who are OK blokes and blokesses......  |
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ROVSuper
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09:27 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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Actually your name says it all, LongDong, crude and crass, ROV crew are intelligent and subtle.
Try it sometime, ShortDick |
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ROVSuper
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09:32 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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And before you all flame me and say 'ShortDick' isn't intelligent and subtle, LongDong wouldn't understand something intelligent and subtle
I wanted him to at least understand someone was taking the mickey out of him. |
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ROVSuper
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17:02 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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Has anyone else found it amusing that Trout was the first to reply to "Longdong" (see strange people off shore thread)
Keep smiling |
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Cabledog
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19:42 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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yeah, but it sounds to me like his missus was the one "unleashing the claret." Wasn't she the one who went to the bar (presumably where the bar footrest was)? |
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Savante
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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, EU
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23:55 Wed 21 Mar 07 |
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I have to say that every time I see Trout's avatar I've been biting my lip. I'm trying to work out whether he's a Grade 'A' pisstaker, or a raving fudge-packer who moonlights at the peanut butter factory, before frequenting the Blue Oyster Bar after shift. Then it's off home to have a quick nibble on the pillow. |
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TheBaron
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03:31 Thu 22 Mar 07 |
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Self praise is no praise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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paddy graham
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04:19 Thu 22 Mar 07 |
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I am begining to see elements of THE HOFF here man  |
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Cabledog
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09:13 Thu 22 Mar 07 |
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You are having a giraffe, Trout. I'm a fat ugly git, but I'm 100% heterosexual. Someone find me an avatar of Jabba The Hutt please. Ooooh, can't wait to get my tongue all over Princess Leia Organa! |
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TheBaron
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16:38 Thu 22 Mar 07 |
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Trout, you are so like the HOFF it's unreal  , except he liked the ladies of course  |
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Cabledog
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